5 Grateful Things – Man Edition

Today I give thanks for the things men should be thankful for.

1.) Porn – Porn holds a special place in my erm… heart.  Without it my weeks and weeks spent away from home would be well… pornless.

2.) Beer – Canadian Beer, Granville Island Pale Ale, so good… I'm so looking foreward to days off tomorrow.

3.) BBQ Steak – New York or Porterhouse, with Watkins sauces… mmmm special recipe.  And beer… *goes back to # 2 for a refill.*

4.) Summer Hotties – No amount of #1 can substitute for the real thing, and watching a few #4's walk by in shorts almost too small to be legal, while sipping a cool #2, and flipping a juicy #3 sounds like heaven.

5.) Forgiving Girlfriend! – After indulging in my various vices and watching my eyes wander enough that I've almost got whiplash, my loving and long-time girlfriend is still there to greet me with a kiss and a smile.  I honestly have no idea why she keeps me around… well maybe I do πŸ˜‰

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2 Responses to 5 Grateful Things – Man Edition

  1. Irma says:

    I'm in Belgium. Nuff said about #2 πŸ™‚

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