The Greatest Fear…

Whenever I see stories like this one I get fairly annoyed.


Lieberman Sends Nuclear Note to Executive Branch

Sen. Joe Lieberman, in his capacity as chairman of the Senate's Homeland Security Committee, has assigned gloomy homework to 16 federal agencies, asking them for full descriptions of their preparations in case of a nuclear device detonating on U.S. soil. It's the nightmare scenario, terrorists importing a nuclear weapon and setting it off in an American city. So, the agencies will soon be receiving a letter from Lieberman and ranking Republican Sen. Susan Collins, asking them to answer a series of questions.

What annoys me is that all this is, is fear mongering.  It's the Republican's only defense against liberal arguments.  Whenever the American people start to get a little disillusioned with the idea of torturing terrorists, or fighting pointless wars, a little post like this one comes out which reminds the people that there are bands of wooping religious extremists loaded to the teeth with nuclear weapons backed up on the four-lane-highway leading to Times Square.

So I ask the people who might be worried about these alleged nuclear weapons, how many nuclear explosions have gone off in countries that don't have 8-10 security agencies working around the clock thinking up ridiculous preventative scenarios for events that won't occur?  How many big mushroom clouds have gone off huh?  In fact… how many nations do you know that deliberately detonated a nuclear bomb on another nation's soil?

When stories about national security and nuclear threats hit the networks, isn't it curious how they never bring in a nuclear scientist to talk about such security?  How hard is it to track a nuke?  What actually is done other than tapping our phones and torturing suspected terrorists?  

Okay, I'm doing a bit of research which is thus-far incomplete, but I work in the oil industry, and one of the things we in the business do to scan and understand rock formations 2 to 3 km below the surface is that we shoot nuclear isotopes down there into the rock formations, and those isotopes send readings back to our instruments allowing geologists to literally map that formation based on where the isotopes travel to.  That means they send particles through MILES of rock that we can sense.  

So if we have instruments that can read particle readings through miles of rock, it maybe makes sense that we might have instruments that can say pick them up through miles of say… air?  Obviously there are probably ways to shield these signatures, but how hard is it?  How heavy would such a container be, and how would you ship it over?  The logistics of such an endeavor make it not feasible.

Now with that said, here's what we can fear.  The real danger isn't nukes tucked away in closets, it's dissident citizens brewing up explosives with normal household chemicals.  These are activities that can't be easily tracked or monitored except by the people of a country themselves.  How, by being friendly neighborly and aware of the world around you.  Suspicion isn't the answer because it turns everyone against us, but if everyone is neighborly and open, then the people who aren't will stick out like a sore thumb.  

And thus my message, don't look to your government to protect you, because they're ineffective at it and will only subvert your freedoms.  Instead open your eyes not to what they would tell you, but what you see around yourself, and talk to people, converse and be friendly and in doing that you will avoid danger.

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My Jaw Hit the Fucking Floor

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/02/10/george-bush-on-waterboarding-there’s-a-difference-between-what-happened-in-the-past-and-today-is-there’s-new-law/


Bush Talks about torture:






Gee… looks like he kinda likes it.


When asked:

"do you think it’s legal and are you prepared to authorize it if you believe it’s necessary to protect the nation?"


His Reply was this:


"First of all, whatever we have done, was legal. And whatever decision I will make, will be reviewed by the Justice Department to determine whether or not the legality is is there. And the reason why…there’s a difference between what happened in the past and today is there’s new law. And um, and so to answer your question, whatever we will do will be legal. The American people have got to know that what we did in the past gained information that prevented an attack and for those who criticize what we did in the past, I ask them which attack would they rather have not permitted…stopped? Which attack on America would they have said, you know, well, maybe that wasn’t all that important? That we stopped those attacks. I’ll do what’s necessary to protect America within the law.That’s what you gotta understand. And um, [nods head]"


That can't be right… that's just text… but wait… maybe it's not.



So let me get this straight… something that the rest of the world considers a WAR CRIME is perfectly legal because Mr Bush says it is… that's the difference?


Wow… I'm actually fucking speechless.



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Fitness Post Introduction

Hi, I'm Toe Knee and I joined early and posted late… kudos to Dee for making me write this.


I don't own a scale and couldn't find the tape measure before I came out to work so I don't have any wonderful numbers to post… yet.  Though I have a wonderful girlfriend who does stuff for me, which is like having your own personal assistant who puts out.  So I should be posting some measurements fairly soon.  

I did buy a Northern Fitness Power Gym two days ago as part of this, you see I spend the better part of the next few months in a small trailer babysitting a Drilling Rig in Northern Canada.  I stay here 24 hours a day and it's frigidly cold outside right now so I'm not too keen on jogging just yet.  I started working with the Power Gym yesterday on some basic exercises which turned out quite pitiful, I really am starting from the bottom here, today the number of reps I was able to do before collapsing literally doubled across the board.  Tomorrow I shall start recording the exercises I'm doing including number of reps and time spent.  Then maybe some of your more experienced folks can offer some pointers.

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Is it Bad When You Actually Like it…?

Okay get your mind outta the gutter.  I don't know where you get the impression that I was going to talk about something naughty, but I'm not!


What the title is actually referring to is when you go to the movies with your girlfriend or boyfriend to see a movie that you *know* is just to appease them because the movie is designed to be for *their* gender, not yours.  You know the kind, all you girls got drug along to 300 because your boyfriends or husbands wanted to see it first, but all those pretty abdominal muscles made the whole thing worthwhile.  And that's what I'm talking about here, I wanna know what chick flicks guys have really enjoyed, and what guy movies the girls really liked?

I'll share mine, it's Love, Actually.  It actually covers two types of movies I traditionally despise; chick flicks and Christmas movies.  But Love, Actually feels real, is funny, touching, cute and isn't a freeze-dried plot that so many of these X-mas/chickyflicky's are these days.  

So I'm interested, what movies are you betraying your gender by actually liking?

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Tools for the Man’s Sexual Toolbox

When people talk about sex toys, they think vibrators and dildos and the general consensus is that they’re just for women.  The common belief is that sex toys are for self pleasure, and most of us guys don’t seem to have a problem with that.  Let the women have their free-rotating, 8-setting, glow-in-the-dark thingamagingies, all we need is some porn and a private space. 

However, erotic “toys” are not just for self pleasure, and these days there are quite a few offerings for men as well as women to enhance the sexual experience, however many do not understand what the purposes of such devices are, so I’ll attempt to shed some light and explain what I believe are the sexual devices that every man should keep in his bedroom.

 

I’ll start with the most basic and most important:  Lube. 

Lube keeps things running smoothly, we’re guys, we know this.  We keep the fluids checked on our cars for this very reason, but most of us probably don’t know what works for sexual lubrication. 

For sex, there are really only two options, water-based lube, or Silicone lube.  Water based is preferable for just about every purpose and cheaper than Silicone.  Water based lubes are clean, odorless, edible, won’t stain the sheets and can be used with any toy out there.  The down-side to water lubes is that they dry-out and lose their slickness eventually, this means for masturbation or anal-play you may be required to add more as things continue.  

Silicone based lubes won’t stain either and generally provide a longer-lasting smoothness than water lubes can.  Silicone lubricant is recommended for Anal sex, though not for oral, and while completely safe for vaginal sex could potentially be too slick as the vagina has it’s own natural lubricants.  Silicone lubes are also potentially harmful to certain realistic toys, but is completely safe to use with latex condoms. 

What you should NOT be using for sex are oil based lubes such as vegetable oil, massage oil, Vaseline or KY Jelly.  (And no, WD-40 will not work in a pinch either.)  Vaseline and KY Jelly will erode any condom you choose to use, and any oil-based lubricant will attract bacteria.  This means that your girl will be more likely to develop a yeast infection, and that will not reflect well on you. 

Ultimately, it’s a good idea just to have a water-based lube in your sock drawer, if it’s flavored that’s one less potential hurdle to getting some wild head, and it can still be used to smooth your initial entrance, which can sometimes be awkward. 

 

Next we come to bullets, and no you’re not loading any guns with these ones.

Bullet is the term used for a small vibrator that’s not designed for penetration; they can be about the size of an egg or smaller and vary in intensity and capability as well.  Bullets are generally used by women to stimulate the clitoris, and can be used during sex for clit-stim to help get her off before you. 

Bullets like all sex-toys run the gamut in pricing from $15.00 to $150.00, and generally but not always, you get what you pay for.  Some things to look for if you’re buying a bullet is whether or not it’s water-proof, a lot of them aren’t and submersible sex toys are generally a significant factor in the price, though I know of some smaller cordless bullets that are waterproof and quite affordable, so don’t be afraid to ask the store clerk about them when you buy them.   The other thing to watch for is how well it vibrates, not all vibrations are equal, but lucky for you, boutiques are not like department stores and any good clerk will show you what kind of vibration your toy has before you buy it.  A good test is to put it to the tip of your nose.  The tip of your nose is the part that has the 2nd most nerve-endings in your body, (you can guess where the first is) so it’s a good gauge to how it’ll feel for your girl. 

Once you’ve got a bullet, keep it in a cool dry area of your house.  Sock drawers are nature’s ideal location for all sex toys, so keep it there.  Bring it out during sex and you can control it if you’re going down on her, but let her handle the positioning when you’re inside her.  Women know what feels good and letting her control this aspect of the whole sexual act will only reflect better on you later, trust me. 

 

 

The third sexual item I recommend is a cock ring.  Cock rings like all sex toys have a wide array variances to choose from, some act as sleeves for your penis with stubs or places that hold a bullet for extra stimulation, and some are basically a noose for your dick.  Believe it or not I prefer the latter, here’s why: 

The general advantage to a cock ring is that it restricts blood-flow from your penis as well as tightens around the vas deferens to hold back the orgasm.  This is a multi-layered benefit.  The first and most obvious change once a cock ring is on and tightened is that the penis gets thicker and the veins all throughout it become extremely pronounced and ridge-like.  To your woman, this is a GOOD thing, you become bigger thicker and bumpy, it’s like putting your penis on steroids so what’s not to like?  The next thing is that of course it let’s you go for longer and because of this the orgasm when it comes is considerably more intense. 

Simple cock-rings are fairly cheap and hover around the $25.00 range.  Look for ones that are made of a material you can handle strangling your dick, also watch how the tightening mechanism works, if you’ve ever got your dick stuck in a zipper then you know that pinching is not fun and will want to avoid it, fortunately most manufacturers are aware of this. 

 

With any sexual toy there is an additional factor that is very important, cleanliness, I mentioned sock drawers twice already and there is a reason for this.  Sock drawers are dry, and clean your toys won’t get dusty or grown any additional bacteria there.  However you still need to use additional cleaning methods.  Most boutiques will offer some safe suds for your toys to keep them clean without damaging them.  Don’t use harsh chemical cleaners because they will often damage or weaken the item, and toys aren’t overly cheap so it’s in your best interest to keep them in good condition. 

 

Whether or not you’re single, dating, or married, these things will not lead you astray.  They will enhance your fun and your partner’s.  If you’re single then you’ll gain the benefit of the fact that the women you have been with will talk about the great times they had in bed with you, if you’re dating or married your girl will be more likely to do those naughty things you keep hoping for but only seem to get on Christmas and birthdays.  These items do cost a little money, but are well worth it, and now you know what you’re looking for, so there is no reason why any guy should be afraid to walk into a sex-store and talk with the clerk about them.  If you can’t do that then you’re forgetting that confidence is the biggest turn-on for any woman, and if you don’t have that then I doubt my tips will do you any good.

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Back At Work

Had a few days off and now I'm back in my cozy heated shack while the wind howls and it's -20 outside.  This morning my Feedreader had over 500 new messages posted for me to read.  Right now it's at 423.  This number isn't quite accurate because it seems there's a glitch that immediately marks the last 10 feeds as unread whenever someone comments on Vox, it's an annoying bug and might be a dealbreaker with this reader in the future.  


Anyhow, I've been plowing through my feeds trying to catch up and some ideas are coming from it. Here are some of the wonderful things you'll hopefully be seeing on my blog very soon.

A Fitness update for the Vox Fitness challenge.  No I haven't hid from you guys, I am working at it.  More on that later.

A bit of Apple speculation.  The Macbook Air was underwhelming, but I have a feeling it's just a stepping stone, some musings on that later.

Some political theorizing. There were some very odd things I noticed about the Super Tuesday results, especially on the Republican side, I need to look at this further.

An advisory post for guys about sex.  Been considering this one for a while and I intend the tone to be serious and educational, I'm looking forward to writing this one.
See you all very soon.

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But… It’s my day off…

The 4 days off I had believed would never come became 1 day off.  Yes I'm back at work, but this time I'm in Ojay, yes Ojay, the place where you go in and don't come out, the place where only my epic luck saves me from sliding off cliffs.  The place that is so very NOT my home enjoying my might-have-been 3rd day off. 

I only took 4 days off so I could avoid having to re-pack my things and get up at 4am to drive out here.  *sigh*  Best layed plans huh.

Yesterday my lazy day of lounging around and trying to slash my way through the jungle that is the Oblivion Mod Community was disrupted by my "nice" boss Wes, phoning me up asking for a favor.  (Really, all my bosses are nice, I have 3 when not on a job, the two owners of the company Art and Wes who I rarely see or hear from anymore, and Chad the office manager who's authority I acnowledge only grudgingly because he does payroll.  Even the manager of the office in my home town I don't consider my "boss" because she could never "tell" me to do anything, Though I'd be glad to do anything she asked.  Anyhow, all my bosses are great people in every sense of the word and run a great company, but for some reason Wes is the nice one.  He could tell you he ate your puppy and you'd still like him.)  The favor was that he had scooped a new medic from some Ma and Pa outfit but apparently she was being held hostage by her previous boss's vat-grown ninjas.

So I was being briefed for an extraction mission of the highest importance at 10am on my day off… the pay was quite good for a short job, and I got to use my own equipment which is great because I hate to think the rappelling harnass and small arsenal I have sitting in the secret compartment in my kitchen aren't paying for themselves.

So I waited basically all day for the new-blood's "signal" to begin the operation, but all that wait and preperation payed off and I'm proud to say that none of the details of what went down will ever make the news.  I'm just that good.

Anyhow, my efficiency is such that there were several hours lag time between her extraction and the scheduled evac which was to be performed via the "grey-hound".  So rather than leave our new blood to wait and be ravaged by the elements (It's still -25C out there), we went to ground in the safe house Tash and I use. 

She's a nice girl, I think she'll work out.

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I would be negligent if I didn’t share this…

A friend asked me where I find some of my stuff… well I really can't say other than that I spend 18 hours a day on the internet at work with National Geographic and G4 playing over my head to the left…


Anyhow I filter through a lot of boring and occasionally I find something good and then I find things like this that are too fantastic for words.  


So go check out mediastorm.org it's a lovely site that streams web documentaries, probably ones that weren't picked up by major media companies.  

There are 22 documentaries available for streaming by my count here.  I love documentaries, I like to learn about the world around me so I intend to take the time to watch all of these.

I hope some of you think this is as cool as I do.

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